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Curtis Wildcat
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Cheapskate B.Net hackers...."
![]() Age: Early
twenties
![]() Species:
Shorthair calico cat
![]() Gender:
Male
![]() Height/weight: 5'11, and let's just say you don't want to challenge
him to a pizza-eating contest.
![]() Hobbies:
Starcraft, drawing
![]() Occupation: Grand Admiral of all S.I.D. forces
![]() Theme song: "Fat" -- Weird Al Yankovic
![]() Special
abilities: Shape-shifting sword, Ultra-Speed, titanium-cutting claws,
split-transformation
![]() Favorite
TV shows: Samurai Pizza Cats, Sanford and Son, Dragonball Z
![]() Having
gotten too close to a dosage of nuclear radiation, Curtis was forever
deformed and forced to resemble that of which he liked the most: the cat.
In 1994, he gathered all known Super-Cats into Michigan's Mansion to
form the most powerful crime-fighting force to date. His
contributions to the cause since then include the formation of a huge
space fleet to protect against distant threats and the successful transfer
of the Super-Cats to Little Tokyo when the Mansion was destroyed in
1999.
![]() Shortly
after getting transformed, Curtis made several marvelous discoveries.
He found out that he could race across the landscape at speeds far
beyond what man has comprehended, and that his claws could slice easily
through titanium. These abilities, along with a natural hatred for
profanity, allow him to keep the peace among the Super-Cats when arguments
break out.
![]() Depending
on his emotions, Curtis can transform either one of two ways: Dark, if
motivated by extreme anger or depression; or Light, if he's at his
calmest. Either way, he doesn't let it get in the way of his
favorite pasttimes: playing cheap video games, and raiding the
refrigerator.
His current goals are to discover the
limits of his shape-shifting sword, and to eat at every "McDonalds"
in the United States.
PROS: Hates profanity; generally prefers an "only fight if fought first" approach; can tell when he needs to apologize; knows how to handle a large spaceship fleet; really doesn't like being cheated
CONS: Outside of controlling his fleet, he's a lousy strategist; has a tendency to hog the living room television; doesn't think straight if he hasn't eaten for several hours FACTOIDS: Is a regular customer at The Pizza Cat; if travelling over water is required, he uses an Airboard to fly over it |
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