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Live at the Live House
**The scene: Little Tokyo's Live House.  People fill up inside the building until nearly all the seats are filled up.  Everyone is silent as Teasy Melika walks onstage**

**looks around** Don't everyone cheer me on at once....Anyways, it's nice to meet you all.

I thought I'd start out with one of my older sketches......

Birth of a Comedian

I'll go into some of other sketches later.  If any of them sound like something dreamed by Bill Cosby or Bob Newhart, it's coincidence.

**There are several shouts from someone in the background**

Okay, so it's not coincidence.  I just like talking about stuff dreamed up by them.  You'll probably be hearing stuff thought up by me more than them, anyways.  Happy now?

**Several more shouts**

Be quiet.  You don't know what a conniption is, Guido.